archangelimpala:

A Louise Vuitton condom. Apparently this is a thing. And it costs about 70 bucks?

A posh accessory for those of us who want to make it look like we dipped our dicks in that brown stuff doctor’s use to wash up before surgery. That’s hot. Or maybe it’s just for people who only have sex once a year and want to spend a lot of money to celebrate it. Either way.